September 15, 2008

• The Vasectomy Monologues, Act II

  Well, as I learned from good ole Dr. Baloin, you cannot have an Act I unless there will be an Act II. (Ok, now that I think about it, that may have been in reference to points on an outline, not dramatic readings, blogs, or any kind of expressive medium).

  So here we are.

  It has now been 48 hours since the procedure, and according to the pamphlets and reading materials I was given by the hospital, I should be OK to return to work. I also should be OK to take a shower, get up and be moving around, and some other normal daily activities…but I am NOT. Are you kidding me? I’m milking this thing for as long as I can…so, yeah…I’ll be chilling all day today and tonight. I’ll get one more night’s sleep and then attempt the shower and all of that…

  But really…would you want to leave this phat setup?

  

  And yes.

  I just used the word PHAT.

  Life sure does fly by when all you do all day is play Lego Indiana Jones and watch DVDs.

  I’ll actually be happy to get back to normalcy (somewhat) tomorrow. It’ll be nice to move on from this ugly chapter in my life.
  I know…I’m so dramatic.*

  Christy and I watched Baby Mama yesterday. It was good, but not awesome. Tina Fey and Amy Poehler were solid, and there were some nice surprises, like Steve Martin and Greg Kinnear, but it wasn’t quite what I expected…funny though!

  *I tend to greatly over-exaggerate things up in here…

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