October 4, 2008

  • OJ Simpson is a Dork

    Tonight while driving to San Diego we accidentally happened to hear (on AM 1070) the breaking news from Las Vegas that O.J. Simpson was found guilty on all twelve counts in his trial concerning “The Sports Memorabilia”.

    Oh wait.

    I forgot.

    NOBODY CARES.

    Except here’s the interesting part:

    Deliberations began 13 years to the day after Simpson was acquitted of
    killing his ex-wife, Nicole Brown Simpson, and her friend, Ronald
    Goldman, in Los Angeles.

    Not only is it weird that 13 years ago TODAY Simpson was acquitted…THE JURY DELIBERATED TODAY…now get this…FOR 13 HOURS.

    And they found him guilty…after 13 hours of deliberation…exactly 13 years after his last trial ended…to the day.

    Weird. Just weird.

    I’m no spook, but it’s just a crazy coincidence.

    But all in all, let’s be glad–justice was served. So remember kids, next time your incredibly rare sports memorabilia goes missing, don’t charge into a hotel room in Vegas with a gun demanding it all back. No one will overlook the fact that you’re famous or that even though you kidnapped people but they didn’t get hurt. You WILL get in trouble. The end.

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