Anyone who helped you move into one apartment one day (in the torrential rain) and then helped you move 10 days later into another apartment in the exact same complex is exempt.

Actually, I might end up feeling guilty on Friday or Saturday and decide to pitch in. At the very least, I will come by the see your house and bring a Starbucks pick-me-up. And potatoes cake and corn for Noah.

Um, I get to go backstage at Wicked tonight. Boo yah.